Derren Brown, i implore you to never play with my brain.
Scratch that.
Family, i beseech you to never let him play with my brain.
I'd never forgive you.

I think i uttered the word 'evil' at least a dozen times whilst watching the first part of Apocalypse.
In that situation, real or not, an infected would totally bite me in the first five minutes.
I am the faulty chick that gets pushed out the nest.
So don't do it!