the dragon hoard

'They passed a few mermaids on a little island of rock, all covered with green seaweed and with creamy shells in their long blue hair. The mermaids laughed and pointed rudely. Jasleth was a bit disappointed that they weren't more romantic. He has always thought they sat around combing their hair and singing sweet songs. They were actually combing their hair, but they kept screaming "Ooch!" and "Ooh!" whenever they got a tangle.'

The Dragon Hoard
(Page 25)

Rating: 3.5/5

Yet another book i wish i'd read as kid.
With my very own dragon hoarding his bounty by the name of "my fucking bed, bitch".
What's the longest animal on the planet?