weapon of choice

Because it's been stuck in my head since i left the womb.

And more specifically since i woke up this morning.

'Morning?'

Fine.

Twenty to one.

In the afternoon.
...
Wheesht or i'll use my bowcaster on you.
So there.
...
Okay, fine.
I'll stick you with my toy LOTR's sword because i don't actually have a bowcaster.
But hey, my oldest friend got it for me on my 18th birthday and it possesses sound effects.
Now that's friendship!

Seven years later and i still haven't had to change the batteries.
...
Hate myself a little right now.

Listening to: Eternal Summers 'It's Easy'