Whenever i change my sheets, i feel like i have lobster claws.
Linen lobster claws.
And it feels awesome.
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And yes, i did stop midway through the acrobatic feat that is making my bed - having a space-saving/child's bed is a bitch but i'm cutting the fucker down at some point, maybe? - to take this photo and then show the internet.
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Because i am that awesome.
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Jesus fucking christ.
I am very swearsome today.
More than usual.
And i will not apologise.
Ever.
Possibly for sweet tea.
Or jam.
I dunno.
I'm fickle.
And i really like jam.
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