Knitwear
Adorning a Star Wars sweatshirt more than twice a week
And my sisters* calling me a hipster douche
...
So, that covers life for the past 10 years.
*earlier this eve, the snowy one tackled me to the floor, dragged me from the kitchen by the slipper to the carpeted hall - ouch, may i add - and commenced tickling the living breath out of me - childhood asthma has given me ridiculous lungs.
There is no explanation as to why she did this, only that she is my sister and i fold like a piece of tissue paper.
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I've been under attack since the frickin' 80s.
And bunny kicks are my only defence.
Jedi, i am not.
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