Acid flashbacks to singing this (the original).
In public.
Loudly.
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I was drunk.
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This was just before I figured out I was one of the small percentage of people in the world who don't like the taste of any alcohol and decided never to drink again.
(apart from the rum in Tiramisu - the best dessert ever fucking made - but that doesn't count, okay?)
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Tell someone you don't drink because you think it tastes like licking the inside of a hairspray can and you get the weirdest bloody looks.
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