What did I do to deserve this?
Huh?!
I was sitting quite happily, devouring some Special K, checking my favourite shows in the Radio Times, when all of a sudden i'm confronted by a myriad of creepy Brian Cox clones!
Wtf world?!
Isn't it enough that he's single handedly creepified the stars by talking about them in his disturbingly hypnotic 'i'm-going-to-lick-your-face-when-you're-not-looking-andyoumightjustenjoyit' voice?
Did he have to ruin my cereal too?!
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Dramatic episode number 11164.
Welcome friend, join your fellow crackerjacks on the irrational crazy couch of Fruitloopville.
They've got Pop Tarts and Jenga.
But watch out, they bite.
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I don't know what's wrong with me...
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